No, I have not yet had the baby.
Yes, I am tired of being pregnant now.
No, I am not having twins (thanks Dillard’s saleslady).
Yes, I do realize I have a BIG BELLY (thank you, nurse at my OB’s office). Your comment of “you can’t even tell you’re pregnant from behind” only partially made up for that remark.
No, I’ve actually lost 15 lbs since the beginning of the pregnancy.
Yes, my bags are as packed as they can be.
No, I don’t think you can ever feel prepared.
Yes, the new recliner did arrive, but I don’t think I’m going to get to sit in it.
No, we don’t think the J-man has a clue about any of this.
Yes, we think he’ll be a wonderful big brother once he realizes this “new baby thing” is here to stay.
NO, YOU MAY NOT TOUCH MY BELLY!